the stupidest thing happened today..oh goddammit it made me so mad...
so this idiot waste of a sperm (named daniel) in my class decided to be an ass to our teacher today. first of all, our teacher is like the nicest person int he world. she is the french version of Miss Honey from Matilda. and this asshole daniel decided to be smart with her b/c he was tired from last night. first of all (well second of all really) he shouldnt go out and try to drink his ass off if his prepubescent body cant handle it. so it is his fault that he had a hangover. so anyway, we are in class, just me an dhim and my friend who was doodling. and the teacher (lawrence) asks him in french,
"what do you like to eat with your steak?"
and he says "uh...salad"( but in English)
and so she asks " you like salad?" (in french)
and he says "caesar" (talking about a fucking dressing)
and so sheàs confused, so she asked again "you like salad?" (in french)
and this dumbass was trying to be smart so instead of saying "oui" he just kept on replying "caesar"
and this went on for like 5 MINUTES!!!! and i was so mad so i said in french " oui oui he likes salad. caesar is the dressing" and of course, she was too nice to get mad at him, but he had this disguisting smirk on his face and i wanted to sock him so bad. why does such evil exist?!?!?!?
ok...so now that i have calmed down...today was such a nice day. there was a lot of wind so the weather wasnt too bad. i am goign to paris this weekend! i am really excited. but scared, too. i heard it was hectic like NYC, and i was so overwhelmed when i went there. anyway...
ok some people think i am vain when i grumble about being placed in an aestetically (sp?) unpleasant residential college. well I AM SORRY folks, but beautiful dormitories ranks number 2 on my list of priorities concerning college. and since number 1 was snowboarding, and that was shot when i fucked up my knee, the dorms are bumped up. i mean, who can concentrate on academics when youàre living in a hole in the wall without proper furnishings??? argh a munga. anyway
i got tanned! so all yàall who were hating my paleness can get it NOW. i am gonna be darker than a coffee bean when i get back. har...speaking of coffee...my host mom made me coffee this morning and it was like drinking a big ass bowl full of expresso. oh man, i was so wired the entire day.
remember the existential moments? well they're coming back with a vengeance. it distracts me and all i can do to help me get through it is read some john irving (i?m rereading "a prayer for owen meany" which could be the best book of the 20th century). he renews my faith in a lot of things. i need to stay strong. i need to stay strong.
aright folks i am out to some bbq and then kareoake (i miss spell check..). goodbye. stop watching tv and go read something
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