i DIED today at school. i fell asleep in hamlyn's class today, and i woke up so quickly that my neck snapped and i heard something crack. well who the hell cares, it's not like i missed anything.
I GOT ATTACKED! by a mosquito the size of my bloody fist. it was at like 6 in the morning when i was still typing my bible paper, and it came right at my face, and i freaked out and fell out of my chair. hahah...and then when i spotted it on the wall, i literally threw everything at it. i finally hit it and it was wriggling on the floor, so i got my senior horizons folder and threw it on top and stomped on it for a good two minutes. finally i flushed it down the toliet and i got so fucking paranoid that i flushed the toliet twice afterwards too just to make sure that the beast went all the way down the pipes. wow...moments like these really make you appreciate life.
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