today was a good day. i did decent/well on physics test. not too bad. plus...we didnt have any class today. if me/maya and steph ONLY went like three seconds earlier, we could have missed the freaking earthquake drill. GRR...anyway in physics, oh man we watched wrestling...it looked SOO REALL!...ROB VAN DAM! ROB VAN DAM! RVD RVD! hahahahah..ahh..good times. dude,mr. brandon knows all the wrestlers and their moves by heart. hahha...and he told us about the 500 pound wrestler that wears a THONG and one of his moves is to rub his bigass bootie in the other guy's face. eew.....how naassty. the JPD assembly was okay...not nearly as good as ours though..03!
now...for the crux of this blog entry...after school, me grace maya jen tyler and nicky went to smart and final to buy food for three hundred people! ahh! it was fun though. potato flakes is the greatest invention of man...anyway, we got soo much food but it was fun. then the girls went to in and out and we were pumping music all the way. we were so nice to the ordering guy. he was digging uss..you know...and then we went back to school to help gut the turkeys or whatever..SOOO DISGUISTING! OH MY GOODNESS..they have like 5 inch long weenies and then they were all bloody...and the gut bag..EWW....oh man...they ahve big booties too. me grace and maya spent SOO MUCH TIME with our hands up turkeys' asses. anyway, i have to go but there is one incident i ahve to write about...later
later...:
i just got back from old town with my cousins to get gelato and check out some stuff at GAP. oooh i'm gonna go there again on friday and shop my brains off. anyway, so about this incident...hahhaha it makes me laugh jsut thinking about it.
so after we take out the gut bag and the penis-looking bone or whatever, we have to bag the turkey before we put any dressing on it (and by dressing i mean butter, seasoning we found in the kitchen that the kitchen ladies use for the fries, poultry seasoning, a few onion slices and a celery stick....not too shnazzy, but whatever). so the turkey is 40 pounds or something, so i asked grace to hold the bag open while i lift the turkey into it. so she's holding open the bag and i lift the turkey by the wings and rush to the bag and drop it in . well this monster of a turkey was so heavy that when i dropped it into the bag, it just went right through the bottom! just straight through and ploooped onto the floor with a thud. so we got this semifrozen turkish beast (HAHA!) lying on the floor, and me and grace are cracking up. so we finally lift the turkey back up into the sink and there' slike hair and stuff stuck onto it...oh man it was soo funny. i coudlnt stop laughing! hahahhaha...good times good times..
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