i was freezing cold a few minutes ago, but then i suddenly had an awesome idea. i went and got my blowdryer and turned it on and put it in down my pants. i know that sounds wrong, but oh my sweet jesus, it felt sooo good. i felt soo warm...instant heat. try it once. i guarantee you'll love it too.

quote of the day: "man who goes to sleep with itchy buthole...wakes up with smelly fingers!!" - Socrates